"What do you mean the couch’s for humans? That’s just silly!" #goldenretriever #doberman #thepuppydiaries
#you are too cute
I want a diet coke so fucking badly, but we’re all out, and our building only carries Pepsi product LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE. I have to tutor for the next two hours. It will be two hours before I can walk to the store for a diet coke. Send your prayers.
Which one of you cuties sent me the good vibes? Tutoring is actually two hours later than I was thinking today. I’m off to go buy a coke.
This story had such a happy ending.
THE MOST Marissa Parrish thing on the internet. Even more than 5x reblogging of Danielle Haim. Even more than the 2011 Popeye’s chicken tweeting binge. This is it. This is our winner. Congrats, boss.