one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
And not that Denny’s. Let’s go to the good one across town.
The accuracy of this scares me so much
I am a college student, and my government professor has spent many a class sessions talking about how no one goes to Denny’s, you just end up there.
Why not just lace to cheerleading outfits with itching powder?
Hahaha! Because that’d be mean. Hilarious but mean.
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